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The Case of the Missing Star's Batting Gloves Saturday, May 31st , 2025 After a poor start to the season, Seattle 1998 Mariners' David Segui insists that the fault for the bad start lies neither in his stars or with him. Instead, he places the blame solely on a missing pair of lucky, old, and crusty batting gloves. Said Segui, "I've had them since college and I have no idea why someone would even want to steal them. Seriously, they stink but I need them back or I'll probably never get a hit again." So for now, a mystery hangs over the gloves and Segui's missing stroke. It is doubtless that fans of the third place Mariners are likely hoping the gloves and their first baseman's stroke are found soon. |
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